Description
Oversized Cock Disorder
A serious condition. Mildly debilitating. Wildly iconic.
Symptoms may include:
– Slight back pain from carrying an absolute unit
– Trouble finding pants that fit… the vibe
– Excessive swagger in low lighting
– Sudden urges to make eye contact inappropriately
– A complete lack of shame (and shirts with collars)
No cure. Just compliments.
Size Chart
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |||||||
| inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | |
| Chest | 19.7 | 50 | 20.7 | 52.5 | 21.7 | 55 | 22.6 | 57.5 | 23.6 | 60 | 24.6 | 62.5 |
| Length | 26.6 | 67.5 | 27.4 | 69.5 | 28.3 | 72 | 29.3 | 74.5 | 30.1 | 76.5 | 30.9 | 78.5 |
| Shoulder | 19.7 | 50 | 20.7 | 52.5 | 21.7 | 55 | 22.6 | 57.5 | 23.6 | 60 | 24.6 | 62.5 |
